Turkeys in Turkey

Be a turkey.

Be in Turkey.

Get pardoned by the White House.

Wonder why there's a White House in Turkey.

Decide you don't care, and NUKE. EVERYTHING.

So basically, just play through a normal day in the life of a turkey.

(There's a few variables that the game keeps track of,  but the game remembers the status of ONLY your current turkey, not all of your accomplishments as the player- dying effectively resets everything, though not all endings kill you. If you lost access to an option you had before, you probably either died or "overwrote" the necessary attribute with something mutually exclusive.)

Credits:
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